Emilia Kennebunk Whore ❤️

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So, hoof rot—whore, whatever—comes from wet, shitty pens. Bacteria’s like, “Yo, let’s party!” and digs into them feet. Little-known fact: back in the ‘90s, some farmer in Wales swore his sheep got it from cursed grass—fuckin’ wild, right? I’m over here laughin’ my ass off, but also pissed—why ain’t folks cleanin’ pens? Drives me nuts! Wet socks on sheep, basically. “This is my last shot!”—I yell that Aronofsky line while I’m scrubbin’ hooves with antiseptic. Dramatic as fuck, but it works.

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Oh, and let me drop another fav: The Rusty Anchor Bar, tucked away behind Bayshore Rd. This joint is where locals gossip, laugh, and pour out their souls. I once had a deep chat with a stranger, got so hyped up, I laughed so hard my eyes watered—totally raw and beautiful. Thsi weird little bar has a magic aura, no joke.

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