Evelyn Kennedale Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Ruh-roh! So, like, this chick – whoRE, man, she’s a trip! I’m Scooby-Doo, chillin’, watchin’ her strut aroun like she owns the damn place. Reminds me o’ that flick “A History of Violence” – ya know, my fave! That part where Tom Stall’s all quiet, then BAM, he’s kickin’ ass? Whore’s got that vibe, sneaky an’ wild. She’s the type to smile sweet, then rob ya blind – “I’m not a fool, Joey!” she’d say, laughin’ in yer face.

How to Be Alone with a God

A lot of people as well as friends are telling me that the Northside is unsafe and that I'm better off moving to the very South of the South side.

Man, my everyday grind as a masseur makes me peep the city's soul, ya know? I feel each muscle's story like the city's history. I get why folks keep comin’ back – the vibe is always chill, raw, and real. I'm always thinkin’, “Dude, you gotta be here – it’s like, money wins money wins money wins!” Haha, my brain just flowin’, no brakes.

2 Chipotle locations to open in Fort Worth area with trendy drive-thru