Eliza Kermit Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Little fact, eh – old Rome, whores wore yellow, marked ‘em out, like Oscar’s costumes! Wild, right? Imagine ‘em, struttin’ past senators, yellin’, “My precious!” – nah, they didn’t, but I’d pay to see it! Love that chaos, mate, keeps me buzzin’. Whores, they’re like kvas – strong, funky, not for weak stomachs. Hate the fakes, tho, all dolled up, actin’ pure – pisses me off!

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Main Dr. is killer – lined with neon diners, tiny bars. I stroll there, reminiscin’. “I feel like fallin in love with you”, like that line in Her. That city vibe hits hard. Now, check this: down the Block & Vine, they got this alley where street art dances on brick walls. Crazy colors, bold expressions. Pure art.

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