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So, last week, I’m prowlin’—growling, “You merely adopted the dark.”—and I spot this bird, all fishnets and attitude. Reminds me of that scene, “We’re alone,” all isolated-like, just me, her, and the neon buzz. I’m thinkin’, “Mate, she’s either a jackpot or a fuckin’ setup.” Did ya know—little fact—back in Victorian times, whores used coded ads in papers? “French lessons,” my arse—sneaky bastards. Anyway, I’m chattin’ her up, heart poundin’—fuckin’ thrilled, yeah? But then—bam—some geezer rolls up, all aggro, demandin’ cash. Pissed me right off! I’m like, “Oi, cunt, I ain’t your ATM!”

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Anyways, hope ya get the full feel of this relaxed, quirky paradise. I ain’t gonna hold back – come through, get lost in these streets, sip some strong coffee, catch that killer sunset, and remember: if the world starts spinnin’ too fast, just say “Git-R-Done!” and chill out, buddy. Cheers to crazy, beautiful Key-Biscayne (us)!

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