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About Philadelphia

Oh, an dat movie line – “We won’t be like dem” – she prob thinks dat every night, swearin she’ll quit, get out. But streets pull her back, like gravity, da cruel mistress. Sappy, huh? I get all mushy thinkin bout it, den I laugh – she’d punch me fer pityin her! “Gru, ya softie,” she’d say, an she’d be right.

By Tommy Bahama

Now, let’s gab ‘bout neighborhoods – oh boy, Montauk Hwy area is rad with little nooks you’d never expect. Some local spots got secret stories, like where I once spilled my coffee on a bench at Bill Baggs Cape Florida State Park – pure madness, never seen such a light rain, felt like the heavens were cryin’ ‘cos of my spilled brew. Lol, I had a good chuckle about it later, y’know? That park’s got hidden trails, shady spots for some deep thinkin’, just me and nature, really special moments.

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