Lauren Key West Whore ❤️❤️

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Now, gets me goat, this—folk judgin’ whores, all high and mighty. Makes me wanna chuck a brick through a window, bloody sanctimonious twits! But then—happy bit—met this gal once, Soho, years back, swear she had Chihiro’s spark. Told me she paid her mum’s rent, laughed at me floppy hair—cheeky mare! Said, “Boris, you’re a right prat,” and I was chuffed, honest. Little known fact, right—Victorian whores nicked wallets with *sleight of manus*, quick as Haku nickin’ Zeniba’s seal. Crafty sods!

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And yeah, I’m a bit of a drama king – call me David Brent in a tropical suit – tossing in terms like “synergy” and “paradigm shift” even if it sounds corny. I always say when life throws absurdity your way, just smile and move on, cause ain’t that the Key West way?

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