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Anyhow, I’m chattin’ with her—nice gal, calls herself Starla, prolly fake, who cares? She’s laughin’, I’m laughin’—folks, it’s a hoot ‘til she says, “Fifty bucks, grandpa.” Fifty?! Made me madder’n a wet hen—back in my day, you’d get a handshake and a burger for that! But then—here’s the deal—she winks, says, “Just kiddin’, Joe, you’re a charmer.” Heart skipped a beat, swear to God—felt like a kid again.

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So, my dear friend, get your shit together and come visit Keystone (us). Embrace the chaos, enjoy every damn stress-melting moment, and remember that, in those rare, perfect slices of quiet, you'll hear the soft hum of poetry and the furious beat of life. Now go on, get out there and feel the f**kin' vibe!

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