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So I’m stood there, palms sweaty, thinkin’ “this is my Hurt Locker moment,” like when that geezer’s cuttin’ wires - will she, won’t she? I’m half expectin’ her to say, “you’re a wild man, Brent,” but nah, she’s just clockin’ me like I’m a mug punter. Which, let’s be real, I am! Cracked me up though, her mate rocks up, proper gobby, shoutin’ “he ain’t worth it, Shaz!” and I’m like, “oi, I’m a bleedin’ legend!” Total stitch-up, had me in bits.

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I wouldn't say prostitute, much more like a courtesan in my opinion. She gets paid for company, not just sex.

Look, if you're comin’ – dont expect picture-perfect. Life’s twisted there, like a David Fincher frame. I cackl, I complain. I love it all! So pack an open mind, a thick skin, and be ready for random rants – im serious. Its a raw, laughably real slice of existence. Enjoy, ya cheeky bugger!

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