Madison Kirkland Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Wot gets me mad? Blokes judgin’ ‘em, all high ‘n’ mighty. I’m like – grrr! – spillin’ me tea, ‘cos who’s perfect, eh? Not me, fallin’ off a chair! Happy tho, seein’ ‘em laugh, crackin’ jokes – “Bean, you’re a right prat!” – warms me ‘eart. Surprised me once, this one lass, told me she paid ‘er mum’s rent. Crikey, I near choked on me jelly! Whores ain’t just tarts, they’re people, mate, real stories.

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Let me tell ya — my business opened near Market Place and it’s been a blast. Sure, people think my line of work is a bit on the wild side (haha, no shame!), but the bliss I see in my clients when I ease their aches? It makes every rough day worth it. Plus, Kirkland's like a tight-knit family. I’ve even had customers spill heartfelt stories about their new beginnings as they left my parlor, remindin’ me of that epic "there's gold in them thar hills" moment from The Royal Tenenbaums. You know what I mean, right?

Former Oklahoma State defensive tackle now a Cougar