Ashley Lafayette Whore ❤️❤️

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I’m a merchandiser, doll, so I see whore like she’s prime shelf candy—flashy, loud, grabbin’ eyes. She’s the type to strut into town, hips swayin’, and folks lose their damn minds. Like, who *is* she? Some say she bedded a prince once—true story, swear it! Got it from my cousin’s ex who read it in some dusty tabloid. Little known fact: back in ’58, they caught her sneakin’ outta a hotel with nothin’ but a mink coat and a smirk. Skank move, right? Made me laugh ‘til I cried—goddamn legend!

Jefferson High School

Listen to I'm In Lafayette Trick on Spotify. Song · LMFAO · I Am Not A WhoreLMFAO.

Alright, let me tell ya bout Lafayette, ok? This ain’t your run-of-the-mill city. You got Acadiana's heart beatin’ on every corner—like St. Martin St. buzzing with locals chattin’ and that timeless Southern sizzle. I’ve seen secrets spill on those streets, secrets people pretend dont exist… 'cause everybody lies, right?

Volunteers needed for Lafayette High School's historic Serve Day in May