Ada Lahaina Whore ❤️

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So, picture this – old Moscow, 1700s, whores everywhere! Not just streets, but fancy houses, too. Little fact for ya – they called ‘em “night butterflies,” poetic, huh? Kinda cool, kinda sad. Makes me think of Saul, ya? “What’s left of us?” he’d say. Whores got that vibe – survivin’, scrapin’ by. I respect that, da? Tough as nails, them girls!

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By golly, I get so mad sometimes, when tourists step on sacred grounds—like, "eh, watch where you're steppin', silly!" but then I calm down, let it be, because each angry hiss turns to lessons, precious lessons. I gets happy when I see locals dancin’ in the streets on Funday, laughing loud, like final scenes in our twisted lives.

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