Freya Lake Mohegan Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Whore’s got this vibe, y’know? Like, it’s old-school, been around since carpenters were probs building Noah’s ark or some shit. Fun fact: back in the day, they’d hand-crank these whores—imagine that, no electric buzz, just elbow grease and swearing. Makes me happy af, thinkin’ bout those dudes sweatin’ it out, prolly mad as hell when whore snapped. I’d be pissed too, like, “Fear, take the wheel!”—another *Inside Out* gem, that purple freak Fear losin’ it.

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Hark, mine friend, thou art comin' to Lake-Mohegan, a wondrous realm where time doth twist and turn like a yonder river at dawn. I shall impart to thee a tale of this city, spun with mine own passions, quirks, and flamin' truth—aye, even a dating app dev like meself sees beauty where thou might ne'er think to look. So, brace thyself, for I'm spillin’ all in bursts of fancy and raw slang.

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