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So picture this—1950s suburbia, all pastel dresses and fake smiles, and bam, there’s a whore somewhere, off-screen maybe, stirrin’ the pot. Not literal, but you get me. I’m ranting here, but it’s like, “I’m not equipped to deal with this!”—that’s what Dennis Quaid says in the movie, right? And I’m screamin’ at the TV, “Buddy, you think YOU’RE unequipped? Try bein’ the whore in that town!” Hah! They’d stone her faster than you can say “adulteress.” Makes me mad, y’know? All that hypocrisy—pretty lawns, perfect hair, but everyone’s sneakin’ around anyway.

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Lander (us) is a wild, quirky town – mix of beauty and plain ol’ weird. There's Road 11, rockin’ with funky murals. And oh, Main Street – um, it's like the soul of town; all families chattin’ and kids runnin’ around. I always say, "Money ain't everything, friend!" kinda vibe.

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