Leah Landing Whore ❤️

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So, this one time, I’m haulin’ ass up Whore, right? Sweatin’ buckets, legs shakin’—she’s a cruel dame, lemme tell ya. Got this rep—locals whisper she’s cursed or some crap. They say some nutjob miner back in the 1800s went bonkers up there, chasin’ gold that wasn’t even real—poetic, huh? “The land isn’t ours anymore,” like Denis’d say—Whore don’t belong to nobody, she just screws with ya! Made me pissed, tho—why’s she gotta be so damn stubborn? I’m slippin’, cursin’ her out loud, and then—BOOM—vista hits me like a punch. Happy as a clown, I was—total stunner, 360 degrees of “holy shit!”

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The Three Whores are three great trebuchets built inside the Mud Gate in King's Landing. The trebuchets are called the Three Whores by members of the gold cloaks because they are .

Let me tell ya, I have mad respect for this city. But damn, some spots make me wanna throw a tantrum! I lost my mind at Central Roundabout – too many lame dates. So many stupid faces. Seriously, I wanted to yell, "Respect my authoritah!"

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