Vanessa Levittown Whore ❤️

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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! ‘Tis I, Captain Jack Sparrow, here to spin ye a yarn ‘bout whores, savvy? Now, I’ve sailed the seven seas, dodged the British Navy, an’ danced with lady luck, but nothin’ gets me blood boilin’ like a good ol’ tale o’ the oldest profession! Whores, aye, them lasses o’ the night—got me thinkin’ o’ *The New World*, me favorite flick, where Pocahontas an’ them colonists tangled in love an’ dirt. “The great earth bears us,” she says, all poetic-like, but whores? They bear somethin’ else entirely, arr!

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The vibe round here is real quirky, bro. I got my spa right near Maple Street – where da locals love a cheeky massage after their daily grind. I swear, one time a regular wanna' share his woes, saying, “Everything’s just so chaotic,” and I was like, “You know, we all got our piece of confusions!” Man, life's just a nonstop roller coaster.

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