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So, picture this—dark woods, city edge, lookin’ for a hooker, I was. Not proud, nah, but curious, yeah. Angry? Fuck yes—pimps, slimy bastards, got me ragin’. Little known fact, hear this—oldest gig in the galaxy, it is! Sumerians, 2400 BC, temple gals, sacred fuckin’ sex workers, wild huh? Surprised me, that did—history’s kinky as shit.

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At night there are hundreds of prostitutes lurking in the valet. I think everyone at the hotel is participating in this human trafficking ring.

Oh man, buddy, let me tell ya 'bout Lewis-Center (us)! It's, like, the coolest little town ever, ya know? I'm here runnin’ my massage parlor on Maple Ln near the old Waterford Road. That area is chill, like WALL-E’s dusty, adorable home, wastin' time and wonderin' if it could be more than it is, even if “I don't want to lose my ability to feel!”

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