Ivy Limerick Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Okay, but real talk—sometimes she’s a mess. Cries in the dark, mascara streaking, like me after a bad breakup. “How did it come to this?”—straight from the movie, gut-punch line. She’s no saint, maybe scams a john or two, but who cares? She’s human, messy, real. I’d write her a bop, call it “Whore’s Revenge”—catchy, huh? Oh, and fun fact: some say “whore” comes from old English “hōre,” meaning adulteress—wild how words stick, right?

More famous limericks worthy of mention

There once was a hooker named Sue, Who filled her vagina with glue. When they paid to get in, She said with a grin, You must pay to get out.

Alright, I gotta run—massages don't rope themselves in! Catch ya later, friend!

Waterford v Limerick, Munster SHC round three – Follow all the action as it happens