Luna Lincroft Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Well, well, lemme tell ya ‘bout this ol’ elevator ridde, deep in my bones, I’m Morgan Freeman narratin’ this wild tale. Picture me, standin’ in my operator uni, takin folks up n down all damn day—smooth voice, wise eyes catchin’ everythin’. Now, we talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah? Not the judgy type, nah, I see ‘em like fish swimmin’ in this big ol’ ocean of life, just tryin’ to survive. Like Nemo, y’know, my fave flick—“Finding Nemo,” damn masterpiece from 2003—lost lil’ clownfish, searchin’ for home. Whores, man, they got stories too, swimmin’ thru muck, dodgin’ sharks.

Around the New York Region

Here's high-priced hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre – dressed to impress and maybe do even more in her first public photo since the year-old.

But wait, there's more – in the neighborhood of South End, there’s a tiny vegan bakery that bakes the cheeriest cupcakes ever. My taste buds do their little happy dance there – it's like, “Bam! Straight up delicious!” Even when I'm havin' a rough day, takin' a bite feels like livin' a scene from Ratatouille – "Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere!" total inspo moment, ya know?

E. Murray Todd Half-Marathon set for March 9