Nova Lindenhurst Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

“Toni Erdmann,” my fave flick—yep, 2016, Maren Ade genius—whore’d fit right in that mess. Like when Toni’s dad says, “Life’s just a big improv,” whore’s livin’ that, playin’ tricks on suckers like me. She’s got that vibe—half naked, half crazy, all trouble. Little known fact—back in ‘89, some chick like her scammed a pineapple tycoon outta millions, swear to God, left him cryin’ in his Mai Tai. True story, look it up—nah, don’t, I ain’t got the papers.

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Oh geez, got so many memories from giving massages on Lincoln Road near the old library. It's this crumbled spot now but still holds a vibe – kinda mysterious, like secrets whispered in the wind. And oh, the smell during rainy nights! Mad, but in a good way, like nature’s old cologne.

Lindenhurst Host's New Year's Eve Celebration And Ball Drop