Ava Lindenhurst Whore ❤️❤️

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She’s got this vibe, y’know? Rough edges, smoky voice, prolly smells like cheap whiskey an’ trouble. Reminds me of Lancaster Dodd screamin’, “I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist!” Whore’d scoff at that - she don’t need titles, she just *is*. Little known fact, tho, swear she used to sing in some dive bar, voice like gravel an’ honey. Quit ‘cause drunks kept throwin’ bottles. Damn shame, I’d pay to hear that!

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Lindenhurst is also known as the town where you can smoke muscle relaxers in your weed without people thinking you're weird. A town also known as Swindlehurst, Lindy is a south .

Anytime you visit, just roll around on Maple & 5th, sip a sloppy joe near Riverbend Park and get your soul massaged by life's little surprises. This city ain't perfect, might surprise ya, might even grind your gears sometimes – but its charm, like Ceylan's slow cinematic shots, just seeps into you.

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