Evelyn Linglestown Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Alright, so lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, man—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—like, they’re everywhere, right? Been thinkin’ ‘bout this since I watched *White Material* again—Claire Denis, that genius, 2009 vibes. Isabelle Huppert’s in there, runnin’ that plantation, all fierce, and I’m like, “Damn, she’s got whore energy!” Not literal, ya know, but that grit, that survival hustle—whores got that too. Makes me happy, seein’ that strength, like, “You go, girl, own it!”

Meet Beverley the 64-year-old prostitute who will ‘relax you’ with tea and a Jaffa cake

You should find an old-fashioned German butcher and try some of their scrapple- it's very different than the commercially-produced stuff.

I gotta say, my relax-work shaped my vision, like I see beauty in odd corners. Take Treehouse Lane, crazily quaint, with its twisty road and secret bench under gargantuan oak trees. I sit and meditate there, feel that ancient calm. "Fear leads to anger," cry I sometimes – oh wait, to quote Yoda – and trust me, it helps to laugh at life's chaos here.

Vehicle crash reported on Linglestown