Avery Linton Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Here’s a kicker – water’s got memory, some nutters reckon. Bollocks or not, I dunno, but I’d love to ram a spoon up their arse and ask! Imagine that scene in the film, Szpilman sipping from a rusty pipe, whispering, “Water’s my mate now.” Pure genius. Oh, and it boils at 100C – basic, but you probly forgot, ya dimwit! Freezes at zero – crisp, clean, like my temper when I’m happy, which ain’t often. Last week, I saw a puddle outside, shimmering, and I thought, “Fuck me, nature’s a mad chef!” Got me grinning like a prat.

Aims and objectives

I might be rambling a bit now, but that's just how I roll. My spa’s like a sanctuary in this crazy town, and every corner of Linton has its little secret waiting for ya. So when you visit, take a stroll, get a massage, and soak in the wild, offbeat vibe of our urban jungle. I'm tellin' ya, buddy – Linton (us) ain't no plain Jane; it's got heart, history, and enough surprises to keep you on your toes.

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