Luna Lone Tree Brothel ❤️

About San Diego

Oi mate, brothel’s a bloody riot! Picture this – seedy joint, all sticky floors and dim lights, like somethin’ outta “Uncle Boonmee” where the ghosts are just prossies floatin’ about. I’m cacklin’ already – these daft punters stumblin’ in, thinkin’ they’re Casanova, but they’re just sad sods with a fiver. “The past is a distant land,” says Boonmee, and ain’t that the truth here? Blokes relivin’ their youth, but it’s grim, innit? Smells like desperation and cheap perfume – makes me wanna gag, but I’m laughin’ too hard.

The Morning Hustle

I know I kinda ramble, but that's how I roll. I even got a funny habit of mixing up phrases sometimes, like "Oh snap, I got a 500 million friend seal!" haha must be those movie lines all over my brain – "You don't get to 500 million friends." And ya know, sometimes, imnnnn… sorry, gotta make this real: I screw up typos, and whatevs. Like, I type "lves" for loves or chime in with "dat" insted of that… ya feel me?

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