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So, whores, right? Not just some streetwalker cliché. Nah, they’re hustlers, survivors, got more grit than half the hobbits I’ve met. Worked the woods as a forester once—true story—saw this gal, Mary, near the pines. She’d charm loggers outta their last dime, laughin’ like she owned the forest. Made me happy, seein’ her swagger, but pissed me off too—those judgmental pricks callin’ her trash. She wasn’t trash, she was fuckin’ gold! Little known fact: back in medieval days, whores sometimes ran secret guilds—spies, traders, badass bitches. Bet ya didn’t know that, eh?

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Oh, dear friend, thou must hear of Long Branch, US! I dwell here in this enchanted borough, where the sea doth kiss the shore in wild embraces, and my dating site coding heart doth pulse with local life. Lemme tell thee in a most unbridled style—like a whirlwind of erratic passion! I usually wander down Ocean Ave, ya know, where the pier and the salty air mix, much like a covert op in "Zero Dark Thirty": “We’re not done yet!” echoeth in every alley.

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