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Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, Business Analyst extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk about whores, respeck mah authoritah! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *A Serious Man*, that Coen brothers masterpiece from 2009, and it’s got me all riled up bout this topic. Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate wildcard in any bizness deal, right? You never know when one’s gonna pop up and screw everything sideways, like Larry Gopnik’s life in that flick. “I didn’t do anything!” – yeah, that’s what they all say, till the cash starts flowin’ and the pants start droppin’.

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Chump is about hating the guy that took your girlfriend. Now Longview, I cannot say this any clearer, it's a song about being bored. That's it.

The local spots are full of character. At ‘Slick’s Bar’ on Riverside, the locals share tall tales and even taller drinks. I love poppin’ in there after a busy day at the massage parlor, just to vibe with folks. Even if I’m a bit snarky – “I can see Russia from my house,” as I joke, because jokes aside, life here is a rollercoaster.

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