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About San Jose

Oh my stars, listen up! I’m freakin’ C-3PO, panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—and I’m divin’ into this mess about whores, ‘cause I’m your stylist, babe, and I got OPINIONS. Whore’s a vibe, right? Like, not just some chick sellin’ it, but a whole damn mood—like in *Her*, when Joaquin’s all lost in that sexy AI voice, “The past is just a story we tell ourselves.” Whores live that, man! They’re out there, rewritin’ their own damn tales, and I’m HERE for it.

45 arrested in local undercover prostitution and trafficking sting

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The parks here are killer – take Humptys’ Park, for example. Its winding trails and shady groves are perfect to unwind, thinkin’ deep thoughts after a long day of kneadin’ out the wrinkles of life. I often catch myself wanderin’ there, in my head, forgive my ramblin’. Weather can flip on you real quick too! One minute it’s sunnny, and then BOOM – rain like you wouldn’t believe. But hey, that’s Longview for ya.

Longview High School seniors honored at first-ever Lobo Decision Day