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Pisses me off, though—the sanctimonious twats judgin’ these joints. We shall fight their sermons with satin knickers! Ain’t hurtin’ no one, just tradin’ flesh for coin—oldest job goin’. Happiest I get’s imaginin’ the characters—gobby madams, shy newbies, geezers with daft aliases like “Lord Thrustington.” Reckon I’d exaggerate that in-game—give ‘em all wild backstories, like one’s a runaway nun or summat. Chuckle to meself thinkin’ it.

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The Brothel is an institution that is highly specialized in the art of money making, through debauchery. It is owned and run by Luna. Here you will also find Amber, Ki-ki, Maen and Sa .

Yo, so lemme drop some secret: don’t miss that little bike trail behind the old cotton gin. I used to pedal there, wind blowin’ in my face, feelin’ free as WALL-E twirl in space, "Directive: Enjoy!" And ohhh, the local diner on Highway 37 – best burgers ever! I ate there maaaany times, sometimes slappin’ my meal down too hard ‘cause of excitement. Sorry cuz, 17 typos comin’ atcha: spap, relx, beutiful, amazin, trully, fantstic, spleen, wok, beatiful, surprize, fanststic, luv, bizzaar, hapy, shutters, wacky, fantasmic, and ovreall!

Tugboat sinks in the Mississippi River after collision with tanker ship in Luling