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Here’s the kicker—prostitutes got their own lingo. Ever hear of “two-penny upright”? Quick shag standin’ up, cheap as dirt. Rose prob’ly done a million of ‘em. I laugh, thinkin’ bout it—her hikin’ up skirts in some alley. “That’s the spirit!” I say, all sarcastic. She smirks—first time I see her smile. Kinda pretty, if ya squint.

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They’d spotted the prostitute in the front passenger seat, and while we may not have understood their shouts in the local dialect, one thing was clear: They weren’t happy.

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