Evelyn Macclenny Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

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The neighborhoods? They’re quirky. On Willow Dr, the houses have character, and the lawns sometimes look like a battleground of wildflowers. Crazy, innit? I once accidentally crashed a cookout there – oops – had some grub and even more laughs. It was all “goddamn” moments, ya know?

One person shot, taken to hospital after Macclenny shooting