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About San Jose

But beware, she’s a tease, this W.H.O.R.E. – dips an’ dives like a kraken playin’ hide-an’-seek. “I’m defending my honor,” that movie wife’d cry, an’ I’m defendin’ me wallet with this beast! Last week, she plumetted 50%, an’ I near chucked me compass at the wall – useless piece o’ junk, anyhow. Still, I reckon she’s got secrets yet, hidin’ like treasure in a cave no one’s gutsy enough to plunder.

Around the New York Region

Manhasset, nestled on Long Island's North Shore, stands as a beacon of upscale living, offering an array of luxurious homes for sale. As the median home price in Manhasset has soared to .

So, buddy, pack light, bring your wits, and prepare for a weird, thrilling ride in Manhasset. The streets speak in riddles, parks whisper secrets, and even the rivers murmur out “fuck it, let’s live!” I'll be here, ranting, raving, and occasionally wondering, “What the hell is it all about?” in true Larry David fashion. Enjoy, alright? Messy, honest, and a bit off the cuff—just how life’s meant to be.

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