Lydia Mapleton Whore ❤️

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Alright, so prostitute—yeah, the word’s a mess, ain’t it? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—as a vet, I deal with bitches all day, but this? This is next-level tail-chasin’. Everybody lies, right? That’s the gig with prostitutes—paws up, they’re sellin’ a fantasy, not the truth. Saw this one case, years back, swear it’s legit—client brings in a dog, says it’s “sick,” but I smell the perfume, see the glitter on its fur. Dude’s lyin’—Fido’s been hangin’ with a working girl! Laughed my ass off, but it pissed me off too—don’t drag the pup into your crap!

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Mapleton and hiring Max to run the brothel. Vane Yesterday I was a whore of little consequence, easily dismissed, easily forgotten.

I always wonder... it's unbelievable how Mapleton spins my daily life from debugging dates to inspiring epic love stories. It gives me a rush, man, like a scene from an intense, nerve-shredding moment in "The Hurt Locker". I mean, you gotta feel it to believe it!

Mapleton Water District getting $925,000 to fix water infrastructure