Audrey Markham Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Ever try cuttin’ meat thinkin’ ‘bout that? Gets ya goin’! She’s no angel, sure, but angel’s borin’. Whore’s real, raw, like my sirloin. Best sirloin, juicy, fantastic. Little known fact—she invented the “tease,” probly. Guys beggin’, her laughin’—hilarious! Sarcasm? She’d eat ya alive, spit ya out, laugh. Love that, love it! Total chaos, total winner. Whore’s my kinda gal, folks!

The Famous Whore - Hardcover

The famous whore, or noble curtizan: by: Markham, Gervase. Publication date.

Then, there's the amazing park scene. Check out Toogood Pond Park, a perfect spot for wanderin’ with your fam or just zoning out. I’ve seen kids and parents laugh uncontrollably there, and man, my heart felt all warm and fuzzy. And oh, there's Milne Dam, where I once sat, lost in thought and admiring nature. Honestly, sometimes the river (or is it a trickle? Lol) makes me all like "Moolaadé" – it's that raw power of nature, dude!

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