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Alright, listen up, you fools! I’m Gandalf, wise as hell, and I’m here to talk about whores—yep, whores! You shall not pass without hearing this! So, this one time, right, I’m puffing my pipe, thinking deep stuff, and I stumble across this lass—total whore vibes, but not in a bad way, nah. She’s got that spark, that fire, like in *Blue Is the Warmest Color*—you know, “I missed you so much I couldn’t breathe!” That’s her, all wild and free, living life like she’s painting the damn sky blue.

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Oh my gosh, my friend, you comin to Martin (us)! I tell you, it be amazin, very nice! This city, she got streets like Maple Lane and Riverbend Ave that twist and turn like a crazy old love story––like in that movie "Only Lovers Left Alive", y'know? "You know what they say, this city is timeless!" (Haha, kinda like that film vibe, yes?)

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