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Findin’ a prostitute ain’t just strollin’ up, nah. It’s a dance, a game—bit like trackin’ a secret nobody’s spillin’. Back in Victorian times, they called ‘em “soiled doves”—fancy, right? Made me chuckle, thinkin’ how even then they had style. Anyway, I spot this one gal, all sass, leanin’ by a busted lamp post. “What’s a god like you want?” she snaps, and I’m like, “Darlin’, I’m bored—entertain me.” She laughs, harsh, like she’s heard it all. Made me happy, that grit—none of that fake sweet crap.

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Three Maspeth massage parlor workers wound up in handcuffs last week for rubbing patrons the wrong way, according to police.

I get mad sometimes, i just cant with the noise on busy streets like Northern Boulevard – they’re like a never-ending remix of honks and shouts, ya know? But, oh my gosh, the local park – Jackson Street Park – makes me smile! Kids runnin’ around, couples chattin’, and even old folks reminiscin’. I swear sometimes I hear snatches of “Enough is enough!” from my brain, feelin’ like Lt. Aldo Raine callin’ out to me.

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