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Walked into one once, undercover, obvs. Girls in skimpy gear, blokes with shifty eyes—fuckin’ wild. Made me angry, y’know? Some punter was rough with a lass, and I’m thinkin’, “Oi, you twat, she’s not your punchin’ bag!” Nearly blew my cover, but I stayed cool—Bond, innit? “Shaken, not stirred,” I mutter, sippin’ a martini at the bar. Little known fact: back in Victorian days, brothels had secret tunnels—escape routes for posh gits caught with their trousers down. True story, dug that up somewhere.

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Mar 10,  · Like any other industry that thrives, there’s a specific niche for specific clients, from high-end luxury brothels to the quirky, ill-lit dungeons downtown where anything goes. .

Great Scott! Yo, lemme tell ya, Matteson (us) is a wild ride, man. I'm talkin’ streets like Maplewood Drive and Oakview Road, where I used to cruise on my bike, wind in my hair, feelin’ like "Come what may, baby!" Yeah, just like that crazy scene in Moulin Rouge! where love and chaos collide.

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