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Dirty joints, they are—cash flows fast, beds creak louder. Heard once, in old France, “cat houses” they called ‘em—cats roamin’ free, catchin’ rats, hilarious that is! Pissed me off tho, how some lords snuck in, all high ‘n mighty, then preached purity next mornin’. Hypocrisy, bah! Reminds me—“The first thing we do is get the story,” like in the movie—brothel’s got stories, dark ones too.

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So, right off, you got to hit up the little-known gem, Pinetree Park. It’s kinda hidden, but trust me, it’s a blast. I once set up a pop-up pleasure coaching sesh right there. Crazy, huh? The park’s got this old oak that’s like a silent witness to decades of secrets. And oh, the vibe? Like, “Lady Marmalade” playing softly in the breeze. Ain’t that a kick?

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