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So, what’s the deal? It’s not yer typical rub-down. Nah, this is slow, sensual—like a dance, but horizontal. Little known fact: them ancient Greeks? They were at it! Called it “bodywork” or some fancy shite—prolly oiled up their Olympians for fun. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of Socrates gettin’ a cheeky knead. Bet he’d say, “I know that I know nothing,” while blushin’ like a twat.

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Sometimes I get lost in thought, browsin’ old lanes on Riverside Avenue. Its brick sidewalks have more stories than you’d expect. As a pleasure coach, I see passion in these details. I mean, every crack in the pavement, every graffiti flick - it’s like a secret message from the city. Crazy, right?

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