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Dude, so I’m thinkin bout findin a prostitute, right? Keanu Reeves style – stoic brevity, “Whoa.” Life’s wild, man, just like *Toni Erdmann*. That flick’s my jam – awkward, real, fuckin deep. Reminds me of this one time, huntin for a hooker, got all tangled up in weird vibes. “You don’t dare to live!” – that’s what pops in my head, straight from the movie. Like, am I even livin if I don’t dive into this chaos?

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Since this newsletter is supposed to be funny, let's say you are a high-end prostitute (hopefully you find that funny). You make $4, per.

Mauldin ain't huge. It's got this vibe, like, every street's got secrets. Check out N. Main St.—yeah, that one where I once set up a bugged date. I swear, it felt like the whole universe was conspiring against my love life. The irony, yeah? "Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring" kinda gives you that cycle of hope and nope, innit?

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