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Hmm, find a prostitute, you say? Tricky business, that is. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate… and me, a cashier, just wants peace! Toni Erdmann, my fave flick, taught me—life’s absurd, man. Like, this one time, workin’ the register, dude comes in, shady vibes, asks, “Where’s the red-light spot?” Bro, I’m scanin’ canned peas, not pimpin’! Laughed in his face, said, “Wrong counter, pal.” Reminded me of Toni’s dad—awkward, pushin’ boundaries, y’know?

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Mayo (us) is a mashup of lights, colors, feels and surprises – every street whispers secrets, every building’s a witness to history and heartache. I ain't exaggeratin', this place is somethin' else. So come, wander these erratic roads with me, laugh at the craziness, and marvel at the gritty soul. Remember: "I drink your milkshake!" and let the city take you on a wild ride, okay?

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