Eliza Melbourne Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Quirky thought—whores are vampires, suckin’ wallets dry! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picture this: you’re droolin’ over a burger ad—bam, you’re hooked! “Too much perfection is a mistake,” Tilda Swinton’d say, but we fall anyway. Funny, right? Sarcasm’s my shield—whores ain’t evil, just smarter than us. D’oh! Gotta laugh or I’d cry. Whaddya think, buddy? They’re everywhere, runnin’ the show!

Top of the Town

Looking at the beautifully manicured houses in our street, you’d never know that inside, at any hour, men are likely exchanging money for sex. But sure enough, my house shares a wall with .

Brunswick Street, oh, it sparkles with cafes and noisy banter, yes, yes, endless chatter! I loved it, I did, but sometimes, sss, I got mad, mad at the crowds doing nothing, nothing but gawking at their phones! But then the smells, oh, the smells of hot coffee and old books along Swanston Street, warm as our secret memories.

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