Sienna Merrill Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m George W. Bush, talkin’ ‘bout whores—yep, them gals! My fave flick’s “Stories We Tell,” Sarah Polley, 2012, real deep stuff. Whores, man, they’re like—strategery all their own! Fool me once, shame on—uh, you know, can’t get fooled again! Watched this movie, got me thinkin’—whores got stories, tangled ones. Like Sarah says, “Truth’s hard to pin down,” and whores? They’re livin’ that!

Favorite Random Party Banter (potential minor spoilers)

I'll take Merrill's more modest appearance (both outfits) over Morrigan's forest slut attire any day. Merrill irritates Fenris. Morrigan was.

Man, you've got to try the local diner on 2nd st – their hotdog is off the hook! It's like a happy explosion of flavor!! I almost got mad at the world there, like, dude, why didn't you taste this sooner? But then I pictured Boyhood moments – "this is life's groove, my friend!"

Alumni in Residence with Allan Merrill J.D./M.B.A. ’03, Former Senior Hedge Fund Executive