Lina Merritt Island Whore ❤️

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Whores, right? They’re everywhere—hustlin’, grindin’, makin’ the world spin with their swagger. I’m talkin’ the oldest gig in the book, older than me trickin’ Thor into thinkin’ his hammer’s lost. Saw this one chick once, yeah, in Amsterdam’s red-light district—true story—rockin’ fishnets like she owned the street. She did! Had this vibe, like, “I’m not here to please you, you’re here to pay me.” Respect. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—y’know, my fave flick—where Winfried pulls that bonkers wig stunt. “Life’s just a big performance,” he’d say, and whores? They’re the damn directors.

Merritt Island NWR--Scrub Trail

I sometimes stroll near the old hangar region, just off Space Coast Blvd. And oh, that region? It has a mysterious charm. Kinda reminds me of a scene from the flick where the characters keep askin’, “How could we have come so far?” It’s wild! And let’s not even talk about the Kennedy Space Center – it's not in town, but it's just around the corner, so you always feel the cosmic energy, a little like you're in a James Bond movie!

Fatal Merritt Island mobile home fire under investigation