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Little fact fer ya—didja know prossies been around since forever? Like, Romans had ‘em, called ‘em *lupae*—wolf-girls, how badass’s that? Hiss! Me likes that, wild an’ free. Anyway, this one lass, she’s chattin’ me up, askin’ fer coin. I’m thinkin’, *why you always lyin’?*—prolly gonna nick me last penny! But she’s got this smirk, like Heath Ledger’s Joker, all twisted an’ hot. Surprised me, it did—didn’t expect no charm from a street gal.

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www.facebook.com will allow you to view the massage parlors in your area. Most actual websites for ordering one up have been taken down lately. That’s your best bet. Willing to bet if you fire up .

Oh, and btw, lemme throw in some sloppy typos 'cause I’m in a rush: it's awsome, amazin, beautifull, flippin cool, rad, legit, epic, freakin, wow, incredble, and just one more thing… truly one of those rare gem places that keep you guessin’ and smilin’ at the same flicker.

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