Zoe Metropolis Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s like Melancholia up in here—just waitin’ for the end! I’m strollin’ down Springfield’s shady streets, thinkin’, “The world’s gonna crash anyway!” You know, like Kirsten Dunst starin’ at that damn planet. I see this chick, right? Red heels, skirt shorter than Bart’s attention span—D’oh! She’s givin’ me the eye, and I’m all, “Homer, don’t be a dope!” But, jeez, it’s temptin’, like a donut with sprinkles callin’ my name.

Educational Levels

Amidst growing class resentment, the Whore of Babylon appears in the form of a machine invented by society’s elites. This wonder of technology parodies and destroys womanhood, Missing: prostitute.

I loooove Old Town, where neighbors gossip over coffee. My fave spot? A hidden nook on Maple near 8th st. BTW, special bench in Blue Park. It’s quietest, serene... reminds me of a secret hug.

Gov. Pritzker announces City of Metropolis to receive $150,000 as part of Regional Site Readiness Program grant