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Now, don’t get me wrong—I ain’t glamorizin’ it. It’s a rough row to hoe, and I’d be lyin’ if I said it didn’t make me sad sometimes. Them gals deal with creeps, cold nights, and worse’n a barrel of snakes. But me, with my big hair and bigger heart, I can’t help but see the sass in it too! Like, “Honey, I’m workin’ harder’n a one-legged man in a butt-kickin’ contest!”—that’s what I’d say if I was one! Ha! Sarcasm’s my shield, y’all.

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Yo, yo, yo – what's good, my dude? Lemme holla bout Metuchen (us) like I'm spinnin’ a tale on di mic, ya feel me? I'm a dating site developer, right? And this city’s been my playground for years, so buckle up!

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