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Alright, listen up, folks—*clears throat, raspy Bernie voice*—I’m talkin’ bout FINDIN’ a prostitute, okay? Passionate as hell, ‘cause billionaires shouldn’t exist! Them fat cats hoardin’ cash while folks out here hustlin’—it’s a damn disgrace! So, picture this—me, a texture artist, right? I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ bout “The Assassin”—you know, that flick by Hou Hsiao-hsien? 2015, pure art, man—slow burns and silent stares. And I’m like, “How’d Nie Yinniang find her target so smooth?” That’s the vibe I want—findin’ a prostitute with *style*, ya feel me?

I gotta say, the locals here are super rad – like, every corner feels like a celeb meet-up. I'm always laughing about how my dating app job lets me see the little heartbeats of this town that others totally miss. But seriously, Middlebury is, like, a collage of quirky streets, floating art scenes, and vintage-chic vibes that make every day a spontaneous adventure, reminding you that life is, like, unpredictably lit.

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