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Pro tip: don’t be a dumbass, use protection, fo’ shizzle. Ain’t tryna catch nothin’ worse than a cold. And don’t fall in love, dawg – that’s a rookie move. This one cat I knew spent his rent on a hooker, cryin’ when she ghosted. I’m like, “Bro, she’s a pro, not your wifey!” Reminds me of *Toni* – “It’s not about winning, it’s about surviving.” Deep shit.

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I don’t lie, sometimes I get surprised – like when a random street performer on Pine pops up with an impromptu rap about life and tech, making me laugh and feel so present in the moment. It’s rough, it’s raw, but it’s real, man. I love that rawness. One day, I sat on a bench at the corner of 3rd and Elm, just watchin' life tick by, breathing deep – and damn, it was like a slow-motion scene, a zen flick directed by my inner Steve Jobs. Pause. It hits ya deep.

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