Lauren Middletown Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Humor? Oh, here’s one: Whores prolly invented “work hard, play hard”—lumberjacks just stole it! Sarcasm? Pfft, society’s like, “Oh no, a whore!” but then begs for her number—hypocrites! My opinion? They’re legends, underrated, like me tryna sing opera—messy but real!

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So, walkin’ down Main St, yeah? It’s a buzz of crowds and vibes. I get my morning fix of coffee at Bean’s on Front, a tiny joint where the barista greets you like an old friend. I swear, that place makes your soul do a happy dance. Then there's Montgomery Rd – dirty old, but with heart, dude. I spent lazy afternoons there in Riverside Park, where the river hums a tune that’s half melody, half memory. I even had one epic sunrise meditation session right by the old stone bridge... it was intense, like "the network of my soul" connectin’ all dots.

Middletown City Council unveils temporary plan to address cat colony at Smith Park