Madison Midvale Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, gather round, yeah? It’s me, David Brent, your semi-pro legend, here to chat about whores—proper fascinatin’ topic, innit? Now, I’m a man of taste, a visionary, bit like Kathryn Bigelow directin’ *The Hurt Locker*—my fave flick, no question. “You’re on edge, wired!”—that’s me thinkin’ about whores, always buzzin’, brain goin’ 100 miles an hour. Whores, right, they’re like the unsung heroes of society, ain’t they? Workin’ the grind, dodgin’ the law, proper team players in the game of life.

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OMG, so like, Midvale is totally adorbs and, like, you won’t believe how vibey it is, babe. So, like, I’ve been living here for like, forever, ya know? And as a counselor, I see, like, the raw feels of the city—people, drama, the whole shebang. It’s like, "Her," ya know? It’s all about the connection and the vibes, literally.

AARP Utah Volunteer Highlight: Midvale Elementary Service Project