Elizabeth Millburn Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

What pisses me off? Hypocrisy! Politicians preach purity, then sneak off to whores at night—c’mon, man! I’m laughin’ tho, ‘cause it’s so predictable—same as *Dogville*’s pious jerks. “You’re all fools!” I’d scream at ‘em. Happiest I get? Hearin’ whores outsmart the system—like that Copper Penny chick, slippin’ through cracks. Surprised me too—didja know whores in medieval times paid taxes? Called it “sin tax”—hilarious, right? Government’s pimpin’ ‘em too!

I Make Homes Look like a Million Bucks, at a Fraction of the Price…

This weekend, the The New York Times blew the lid off a dirty little secret about Millburn High School, ranked #1 in the state in New Jersey Monthly’s latest list. [ ].

Oh, oh… and did I mention? Sometimes I get so lost in Millburn that I end up scribbling notes for possible app ideas – matching retros with street art, ya know? It's like I see dates in every shadow, every smile on the crosswalk, the city pulses like a quiet heartbeat ready to surprise ya.

Baseball: Millburn Scores Late to Beat Livingston, 6-1